corrupt wish foundation

ok i got this from another forum website and i thought it was sorta fun so i said why not
wow i wish i was more creative with posts i even copied word for word cause i dont talk like thati tal less serious more childish and cute-eefull

Well I really like this game - but it can be kinda sadistic.

Funny. But sadistic.

Anywho the game goes as follows.

Person 1 makes a wish. Then the next poster responds with a way to corrupt that wish, then posts on of their own.

Person 1: I wish I could fly.

Person 2: Granted, but you are hit by a plane and die horribly.

[Person 2's wish goes here]

See?

Well I hope that people just don't end up saying two words - try and be creative peoples!

So I'll start the ball rolling ..

i wish i was more coordinated


p.s. NO RUDE COMMENTS!!

Granted, but you're so fascinated that you can coordinate that you keep your body working. Overusing your cerebellum and you are now unable to coordinate or keep your posture.

Note : the cerebellum is the part of the brain that controls coordination and posture

I wish I could play the guitar.

Granted, but you will play so grusome that your whole career will go down the drain. (Trying very hard not to be mean XP ) *This is my kind of game*

Okay.....I wish to be able to draw

lol yuki-chaaan im glad you like it!!!
granted but one day you where drawing so furiously one day that then you poked your eye out and loosed to much blood so you died

i wish....i got straight a's in school

granted, but then you would become a know-it-all, and no one likes a smarty-pants...

i wish i could talk to animals...

then you annoyed the animals so much with your talking one of them at you up




i wish i was a peanut butter jar

granted, but then some one knocked you off the table and didn't even get to taste you...what would be better being smashed to bits or eaten alive lol!

i wish i was a vampire...

you became so blood thirsty you sucked your own blood (dont ask me how that works >.<) then from lack of blood fainted and when you fainted it was a such hard hit on the floor and with blood seeping out you sadly died



i wish i was part of an anime show....and be a little cute character like shippo or hatsu-haru-kunnnnnnnnn or hinata any of those lol

Granted, but the story line was so bad that the anime was discarded before even being released to the public.

I wish I had a new chinese dictionary

wish granted but while reading the book you got a huge paper cut and died





i wish i could live in japan

Granted, but you're broke and left to be homeless.

I wish school wouldn't start until I say it starts.

Granted, but you then never wish school would start and then the older generation dies off and the economy goes into a slump because there is no one educated and the whole country blames YOU.

I wish I was 1st instead of always eternally second placed

Granted, but all your fans will chase after you and then you would have to hide out for the rest of your life away from civilization.

I wish I could write a novel as good as Twilight.

Granted, but there will be that one guy and/or girl that loves the book sooooo much that s/he kidnaps you, breaks your kneecaps, straps you down to a chair in front of a computer and make you write a book just for him/her.

I wish I had Godly surgical skills to fiddle with a grizzly bear's amygdala and keep it as a pet.

....a what? Amygdala? *googles* OOH

Granted, but right after surgery, the bear goes ballistic from the side affects of the surgery and all the drugs injected into him, and dies right after, so he never gets the chance to be your pet.

I wish I never said school would never start (because I love school now!).

Granted, but then you change the past, screwing up everyone's life and the order of the universe. The the earth goes into chaos and we all perish.

I wish I was as smart as Yuki-chan.

Granted, but then you'll also be as clumsy as Yuki-chan, and then everyday whenever you walk on a completely flat surface, you fall flat on your face.

I wish I had a million translators!

granted but they all are having a party and get run over buy a bulldozer or for a more normal one they all quit
(BUT HOPE YOU GET TRANSLATORS RUKA-SAMA ^_^ ILL HELP YOU ADVERTISE :)



i wish someone could do my book report for me

Granted, but the person who does it is so smart that the person uses quotes from other books, comparing the theme, style etc. resulting in 10 pages long book report. Your lecturer then knows that you didn't do it yourself and fails you immediately.

I wish my bestie was a girl instead of a guy (no offense to guys)

granted but then your bestie acts like a very snobby superficial girl.(i hate those types -_-)





i iwsh i could swim like micheal phelps

Granted, but you keep swimming and never eating cause you want to lose weigh, then you die from exhaustion.

Exactly, I don't like girls like that, that's why I hang with guys more than girls.

I wish I won an Olympic gold medal for gymnastics!

Granted but then chu'd trip, fall, and break every bone in your body. SO bad that you would not beable to move for quite a long time.

I wish that I would beable not be evil anymore.

Granted. You're not evil anymore, but everyone still thinks you are.

I wish I didn't have even a minute of homework.