corrupt wish foundation

Granted, but then you will be free from that, but you will fail your class since homework is studdying and if you don't do them, then you will fail.


i wish that I can get my Kira Kira 100% to edit NOW!!!

Granted, but the translations are so bad you can't understand a thing.

I wish I had a billion dollars that will never get stolen or lost.

Granted, but then inflation occurs and the money losses its value. So you need that amount of money to buy you a little tiny sweet only.

I wish that I can be sane.

Granted, but then you would be so boring that no one would want to be near you anymore.

I wish that I can find my one and only.

granted but your one and only has you strapped down to your house , and you become a desperate housewife.on that tv show thing.......



i iwhs i would never grow up stay the same size the same weight and the same personalit forever im like peter pan haha i wanna go to neverland where i will never grow up never grow up never grow up!

Granted, but one day you will find a person that you LOVE and then you would want to impress him, but he won't take you seriously cuz you look like a kid and you won't ever get a job and live your life alone and loveless reading shoujo/romance mangas cuz you just don't have enough love in your life =3

I wish that I can win the award for most likely to suceed in my school this year.

then people will be jealous and through tomatoes


i wish i was good at everything!

Granted, but then because you're good at everything, everyone starts to hate you and be envious of you, then they all lose their jobs because you can do it much better than them, and then the economy of the whole world collapses because of you.

I wish summer vacation was half the year.

Granted, since summer vacation is half a year long, it covers the time of autumn, causing a drastic change in the climax. This then results in the tipping the balance of the universe and we all perish.

I wish the color for the proofreaders is not that ugly orangy-yellow-ish color.

granted but then hime says she likes that color and comes running after you with a bat in hand



i wish i was a carrot cake, so i could eat myself

granted but....well,i don't know how to say this, but carrot cakes don't have mouths. Even if you were able to do that, your mouth can't reach everything, so in the end, you'll still have a small piece of yourself that you can't finish.

I wish...I could sleep for the entire day. Yeah that would be great.

Granted, but then you would sleep for the rest of your life and never wake up again cuz everyday is a new day and so you would have to sleep for the whole day for everyday of your life

I wish that I could ..... find someone for me....

Granted, but with a world population of over 6 billion, this "only one" is going to be one gigantic pain in the neck to find. Even with God or destiny on your side.

I wish I was popular with the ladies.

granted but you get so many ladies that you can't take it anymore and like marylyn manroe you kill yourself with drugs.........


i wish i could go to japan and get away from it all

Granted. But when you get to japan, your body isn't used to it at all, and you contract some incurable disease there, and eventually....die.

I wish i had perfect eyesight.

Granted, but the you will see stuff that you should not, and then you will be in trouble...like seeing a murderer kill people

I wish that shippo-chan will stay with us no matter what

Granted, Shippo will stay because (insert dramatic music here)
Don't worry!! Shippo-chan is here...

But then Shippo-chan then does not stay for very long, at the end she takes her hello kitty towel that she uses as a cape and flies away.


I wish that my fingers don't hurt anymore (its a torture trying to type)

Granted, but then you will have ne feelings in your fingers at all which means that you will have no control on them andthey will be useless.

btw, THAT DOESN"T MAKE ME FEEL ANYBETTER!!! oh shoot... I'm not allowed to say anymore than that bout shippo-chan....

I wish that I can act natural around the person that I like =3

Shippo-chan is LEAVING!!! That better not be true...Am I reading the signs properly? I hope I don't jump to conclusions.

Granted, you act so natural that people start to think if you're an alien then they start deserting you.


I wish I could control my temper...

granted but your temper is a part of you thus making you a completely diffrent person


i wish i wasnt so depressed right know some of my friends are really nice to me they are my best freinds and i know always will be my who i thought are my best friends well i have another group of best friends are treating me badly with rude remarks so with my ex- best friends i just wish it was the way it was before....................................and with my best friends i pray that it always stay like this *crys* im really sad right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

granted, but it will only hide your sadness with happiness and you will smile all the time and you will drive people insane and all they think of you is that you are annoying but really you are misunderstood....wait...am I talking about me??? Anyways, you don't wanna do that cuz like me, people might end up hating you...

Shippo-chan, please don't go away and never come back. If you need help with editing, you can ask me. You know that it's nothing to worry about. Hime-sama asked me to edit for her just yesterday...so it's not a bother to me. Trust me.

I wish that we ( we meaning people of the big Night Walker Scans Family) can stay young and pretty forever like the vampires from Twilight, but we are not vampires.

Granted, we all stay young and pretty. But then people start to feel inferior to our beauty and decide not to be friends with us.

I wish I could write a formal letter properly!

granted, but in a day and age of technology and e-mails, that would quickly become a useless skill, and you would have wasted precious space in your brain to be able to do something better like play a bagpipe.

I wish my dorm served dinner on sundays...i haven't eaten in 22 hours...:(

I thought you said that you were gonna cook????? NVM.

Granted but then the food that they serve is so nasty that you would wish that they were closed.

I wish that Live was easy

Granted, but life got so easy, that you got incredibly lazy, and gained 500 pounds....so you ended up like that fat lady down the street with 30 cats.

I wish homework was banned.