corrupt wish foundation

granted but then you stay puny and little and ubnormally skinny for your age and then people will say YO DAWG DAT CHIC IS ANEROIX (sorry if thats not how you spell it)


i wish i had hair that would STAY straight and that was little less thick because every MINUTE it gets tangled and then it looks like its wavy but its not its just tangled and then it looks ubnormal!!

Granted, but then your body starts to change(puberty) and then all of a sudden, you look horrible with straight hair!

I wish I had a nicer english teacher.

granted but then the english would be so nice that it would creep you out and then you started skipping the lessons because the teacher is too nice!

Ehm, I wish my daugthers didnt grow up after they reach 8!

*eyes widen and mouth drops* you have a daughter????? i never knew! well anyway granted but then them staying 8 thus they will always have an intelligance of an 8 year old for the rest of their life and they will go nowhere in life because they can not advanced in learning and can not store as much info..............................so erm they're brain will explode



i wish i had a robot person who did all my homework

Granted, but robots are expensive to take care of, so you go broke and destitute from paying for said robot.

I wish I could get more sleep.

Granted, but you will be in such a deep sleep that you will never wake up again for a thousand years until your prince charming kisses you, but he doesn't wanna because unlike fairytales, you will be sooo old from sleeping. (did I go a bit far?)

I wish My Boy F. Could stop acting like he can't talk to me and just go back to how it used to be >.< Dang. Just cuz I told him that I like him, he just had to stop joking around like before xp

Granted but then he would talk so much that you would get annoyed at him and dump him

Well I wish men didnt exist and women could get babies with other women!

Granted but.....well, i don't know what to say to that except for, ' that would suck for me!' :P

I wish rhetoric class would so something worth my time, and none of this meaningless schpiel.

granted but then you would like it so much that you spent your entire life in that class

I wish a female genie in the lamp would popup and granted me 5 wishes!

Granted, but that genie is really strict and has a bunch of rules so the only things you can wish for is more school...

I wish my parents would let me dye my hair~

granted, but then they would dye it to so ugly colors that noone would stand to be next to you

I wish I had sschool I miss it... I hate working

Granted, but once you go back to school, you'll long for it to end, and once it's over, you'll wish you had it back again. It's a viscious cycle.

I wish...I wish these darned ladybugs would stay out of my dorm room!

Granted but then your room gets filled with other and evven more annoying insects.

btw are ladybugs the ones with red back and dots on them? if so you can give me them! they are kinda cute


I wish I didnt have a headache.

Granted, but it turns out that this headache was actually bone cancer in your skull, and what you think is the headache going away is the cancer corroding your sensory nerves. (I don't know if cancer works this way, but I needed to put something.)

I wish the USPS was a bit more reliable.

granted but then they would be so reliable they come up to your house every morning at 4 am and ask you if you need a package or if u need anything or..soemthing like that

i wish i had some oreos to go with my apple juice

granted but then because of that you got a stomache pain and it turns out that you have to do surgery!

I wish this game was a little more fun fun

Granted, but this game would be so fun that you as well as others would be adicted to this game and would never amount to anything in Real Life as a result of your addiction of this game.

I wish that I can get a job when I'm still 13

granted but then since your so young your brain will get fried.


~i wish i wasnt so stressed out about school!!!!!!!!!!!!~ ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ^_^)ノ <------------ they're dancing!

granted but you would be so relax and bored to death that you fall asleep the moment you class starts


I wish I had a more petite body

Granted, but then it would be difficult for people to take you as seriously with a smaller stature.

I wish my finals go well.

granted. heh, your finals goes so well that you are forced in to a university where your life goes to all bottom

I wish I had a better wish!

Granted, but there's just going to be somebody to make it bad and shatter your hopes and dreams.

I wish we don't get hit by an ice storm today...

Granted. But then it would get so cold cuz of all the ice is still being held up in the clouds that you will freeze to death rather than just being hit with a storm.

I wish that the snow would lessened and I would be able to go to school tomorrow.

granted but right after you enter school a blizzard hits the area so you wont be able to leave school forever


I wish I went to a japanese school rather than swedish

Granted
But then you can't speak japanese at all and get bullied and harrassed and beg to get sent back to that Swedish school.

I wish I had a new phone...