corrupt wish foundation

Granted, but then you will fail miserably since you didn't pay attention in class and will have to be held back.

I wish that teachers aren't so mean.

granted, but then who else will teach you to hate the rest of the world, and become a monotonous addition to the work force?

and by the way, I can't cook since I don't have a kitchen.

....Now i wish I had a kitchen.

Granted. But this new kitchen you got, it's all loaded with state of the art stuff with thousands of buttons and a big fat manual, and you're too lazy to read the manual, so when you try to cook, you set the new kitchen on fire, and have to go buy one yourself.

I wish i could hire someone to do my homework.

Granted, but then that person will become so smart that you will end up working for them on a mear 2 dolars an hour for the rest of your life as Payback!

I wish i could finish my surprise for you guys, instead of being so lazy that I can't even get anything done

Granted, you work so hard and you've finished the surprise, and you're not lazy at all. We all didn't like the surprise which then made you go slightly off, so you continue to do something exhausting yourself and then you lose consciousness because you were too tired. You hit your head hard and you obtain permanent brain damage.

I'm sure we will all like the surprise though, even if I had no clue what in the world it is.

I wish my teachers didn't give work on the first three days of school.

Granted. But because they didn't give any work for the first 3 days, they loaded you up with it the fourth day and on, plus the stuff they already had planned on those days.

I wish I could edit manga super fast(since i'm so lazy) or have some kind of smart computer than can do it for me.

Granted, but then if you do that superfast, then you will always have more work and then you will never get free time for yourself. If you had a super computer, it would get famous instead of you and you would be really sad.

I wish that we could finish more manga series.

Granted, but you finish it too fast and the quality is so bad that no one wants to read it. Resulting with the hard work all wasted.

I wish Midnight Sun was released now...

Granted just that it would take the editors more time since the quality checker didn't see that last piece of dirt, the current bot in the IRC channel went down due to over abuse and a v2 had to be made cause the typesetter made a grammatical error on the 5th page.

I wish the next person will fall in love

Granted, the next person falls in love. But with the one and only best friend keeping the next person save. This rips apart the friendship they have and they both kill themselves.

I wish that there were people who actually go to the Cbox and have fun!!

granted but people would have so much fun and they wouldnt stop and they would drive you crazy to the point that you jump of a cliff


i wish i hadnt left my new moon book at school

Wish granted, but then you would be crying when you read because Edward thought Bella had jumped off a cliff to kill herself so he went to the Volturies and tried to get himself killed because he doesn't want to live in a world where she doesnot exsist.

I wish that my friends would stop being so mean to me just because no one would tell me anything so now they're blaming me for not knowing >.

Granted, your friends are super nice now but then they are too nice that it is driving you insane.

I wish all my assignments were done easily without me sitting in front of the computer and books for hours doing it.

granted but then you would not know anything and not learn anything since you need homework to review what you did in class


i wish i had a cellphne no i wish that my sister would give me MY cellphone back...

Granted but now your sister is giving you lots and lots of things and then they sufocate you and.............you die from lack of oxygen.

I wish my brother didn't sleep in the room next to mine.

Granted, he sleeps in YOUR room. This causes you to fall into teenage depression.

I wish there aren't 6-8 quizzes and tests each day.

granted, you get assignments handed out everyday instead that had to be finished within the week

i wish my english expressions were better

Granted, but you'll only end up speaking an already broken language perfectly, that the rest of the world will ridicule you for taking the time to learn it.

I wish Winter vacation started on monday.

Wish granted, but then you would have to attend school during the accuall winter break and miss x-mas all together.

I wish that I was less picky when liking a guy: Less picky would be not that much less, but a little bit cuz...well, right now I have at least 40+ standards for me to like a guy >.<

granted but then you'll end up with too many choices and go out with all the guys, cheating and then being dumped, dying a lonely death (better with the many standards :P)

i wish i wasn't the jealous type

*our xmas is in summer ^^

granted but because you werent jealous all your bfs/gfs children ended up being someone elses and so you never left behind a inheritage.

I wish I was i always looked like a young girl

Granted, but then you stay young forever and the guy you love gets older so you get to see him shrivel up and die. ANd then you'd get tired of life and try to kill yourself. (>_<)

I wish homework didn't exist and if it did, it'd be banned from the world. (Hw does not help me at all...)

granted, but then your reviewing skills went from good to none so you score 0 on each test and you failed to grade up so you stayed @ school everyday

I wish neko mimi futanari's existed. and i had atleast 10 of those as my pets!

Granted, but...well, how to put this...it might look cute in anime's; in real life, it's just going to be creepy, trust me.

I wish I could stay in shape without having to exercise.

Granted, but then because you don't exercise, you get so weak, even if you look the same, that you can't even walk anymore and get crippled for the rest of your life.
(hw does nothing for me, doesn't help at all...T_T)

I wish I could eat as much as I want without gaining weight or fat.